Category: Film

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Movie Night!: The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence…

paranoia, Bloodie Strawberries and I sat down to watch a short with the unforgettable title of The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him. I didn’t quite know what to expect. Was this a simple porno? An exploration of society’s obsession with penile size? An awkwardly named documentary about electron microscopy’s many contributions to society? Let’s find out. (Warning: NSFW)
bloodie: -.- Homos
paranoia: You’re a homo
bloodie: I am not the one with the obsession with tiny dicks & human centipedes -.-
tuck: Both perfectly healthy interests. Ok children, shall we start?
paranoia: In 3, 2, 1.
paranoia: …WTF?
bloodie: OMG

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Are They or Aren’t They: Ronnie “Sunshine” Bass

Kip PardueA thread in the forums got me thinking about cartoons and the adult innuendos that writers sneak into kids’ shows.  When I was younger I used to watch Rocko’s Modern Life every day, and while I suspected there were jokes I wasn’t quite getting, I never really knew until I got older. I had a similar experience this weekend watching Remember the Titans on TV. I’m sitting in front of the television, pantsless and weeping (weeping because of the emotion struggle for racial acceptance and pantsless because, why not?), when all of a sudden I’m like, “Wait…is that guy supposed to be gay?” The guy in question being Ronnie “Sunshine” Bass, the long-haired hippie from California who joins the team at training camp.  Now, I’m asking the question here: was Sunshine gay?