True story: I thought it’d be funny to make a little joke about how this week’s TFT was a little late just like Edward must have been in that mpreg story we did last time. Then I thought, “Late for what?” Then I had a mini-debate in my head about the willing suspension of disbelief in fanfic and fiction in general. Then I took a long, hard look at my life, and I only stopped crying a few minutes ago.

*Ahem.* Anyway…New Fanfic Theater! Yay!

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